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Truly Gone Fishin'

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Do not worry for i shall only be gone for a few days and immediately after that there'll be a picture post up for everyone and everyone else to savour upon.



What A Day

Saturday, April 26, 2008

I returned to my parked car but only to find the headlights broken with considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but i was relieved relieved to see that there's a note stuck under the windshield wiper.

"Sorry. I just backed into your car. The witnesses who saw the accident are nodding and smiling at me because they think I'm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But I'm not."

Of course that was all a joke. my car's all fine.


The Very Proof That MySpace Is Evil.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

this video is the very proof why i think myspace is created by Satan himself. It's even more evil than all of paris hilton's sex videos combined.


The MySpace KID!


XXVIII: She Held the World Upon A String, But She Didn't Ever Hold Me

Monday, April 21, 2008

It is time again and this time i've got a fresh new list for you lil' children all around the world so please dun hurry i've got enough for everyone and even extras for you ladies who wants a piece of the pie today. Yeah

XXVIII: She Held the World Upon A String, But She Didn't Ever Hold Me
Owl City - Hello Seattle
The Classic Crime - Seattle
Taking Back Sunday - Miami
The Shins Australia
The A-B Theory - Tell Me How Colorado Is
Something Corporate - Cavanaugh Park
Sherwood - Lake Tahoe

How that sounds ladies ( boys too). As Usually HERE Or click HERE for the second bit of the mixtape done by none other than Champton


Forbidden Kingdom If You Know What I Mean Heh Heh HEh

Saturday, April 19, 2008

A friend of mine won some free tickets to go watch The Forbidden Kingdom, so watch we did on the morning of a Saturday.

Stocked full of caffeine, notebooks and a pencil on my ear i started jotted down points while im watching the movie in preparation for this review of mine today.

The only thing Forbidden about Forbidden Kingdom is the actual act of going to watch it in the cinema. You'd think " wow, Jackie Chan and Jetli battling side by side in a film set in ancient China filled with angry warlords, Chi magic, stunning imageries, beautiful China ladies, this movie has got to be one hell of an epic. Even better than The Kingdom!"

Sorry to disappoint you, its nothing like that. The movie's aint totally crap like I Know Who Killed Me, it had its moments of glory, mainly just the martial arts scene here and there but that's it. That's the only appealing thing about it. They had to make the Hero some white kid. The chinese people, yeah they spoke English, not fluent english mind you, but really crappy monotonous English which sounds as thought their reading right off off their script and there's this chick who calls herself the Golden Sparrow which keeps reminding me of Nicole from nicolekiss.blogspot.com and what's the deal with her speaking in third person all the time!??! " she is sorry" "she is happy" " she love you long time"
What's the story about you might ask? Hrmm.. it seems to me like a prequel to those Journey to the west stories, where this monkey king had a battle with the warlord, got tricked and turned into stone, but just before he was turned into stone he managed to send away his magical powerful staff ( which is merely a stick) away from the hands of the warlords and somehow or rather it landed into our world and after like 500 years this white cliche loser kid had a hold of it and magically teleported into this ancient china world where in the beginning everyone speaks chinese but slowly and gradually ending up having all these chinese speaking crappy english. To make matters worse, jackie chan told all those prophecy stories with his crappy english. I resorted to reading the subs. Yea Bm subs FTW!

Halfway through their epic journey to save the monkey king, the writers i guess ran out of either time, money or ideas decides take a detour. After having explained all the perils and danger of traveling the barren land, jackie chan got hit by an arrow and being on the brink of death, this white kid hero ( he looks more like a comedian than a hero type of a person) took the staff went to the warlord's palace to strike a deal. The staff for the elixir of immortality. -_-". So easy. WTF.

Enough with the movie, Alvin wants to end this post. He wants to say that it was not worth his money, even though Alvin did not pay.

Forbidden Kingdom could have been better if the actors didnt talk, or the hero wasn't white. Or if it was made in the 60's or something or Hollywood didn't produce this or.. so many ORs....


Chapter XXVII: Allow Me To Exaggerate A Memory Or Two

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Hello, you don't know me, but i know you. Let's play game.

It has always been easy for you to get free good music. Now it is your turn to do some work.

Chapter XXVII: Allow Me To Exaggerate A Memory Or Two
Panic At The Disco - Folkin' Around
Thrice - Moving Mountains
Josh Pyke - Memories & Dust
Josh Ritter - Empty Hearts
Chuck Ragan - The Boat
Chase Pagan - Paper Boat

This is just half of this week's mixtape. the other half, you have to find it yourself.

Do you dare you click HERE. If you want the other half, click HERE


Goodbye Sunday Bliss, Hello Monday Blues

Monday, April 14, 2008

Boy oh boy its Monday once again and what other way to spend it other than sitting in your room reivising your notes on Half wave rectifiers, hyteresis AC motors, electrical cables, Servomechanisms and not forgetting the fundamentals of Alternating current! Truthfully, its fun in some way, but most of the time it seems like a hassle. the stuff given are all half way through.

Enough about education ( who need 'em anyway?) let's move on to something light and easy. Like this video of Sarah silverman singing a song for her boyfriend ( Jimmy Kimmel) on his late night show.

That's not all, this is Jimmy Kimmel with his comeback.


1.00 p.m., Sunday, April 13, 2008

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Its better than any other burger you'll ever be able to find anywhere in KL. Even better than some of the burgers in those fast food outlets. As the name states, it has everything it.
Azaa Burger's Semua Ada.

Only in kuching.


Daam Daaa Daaaam

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Man oh man im on a roll. Today i present to you another video. Its gonna get you laughing so hard you'll end up getting your briefs soiled.

if you didnt laugh i really think you've got a serious problem up there dude.


And So It Begins, The Downfall Of Mankind

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

As of late i realized that I've not been blogging much. I know I've tried hard updating at least once a week, but that's not really blogging isn't it? I'm talking about writing long-winded posts about things that have been going on around me, things i see hear or heard whilst throwing in some personal thoughts and emotion while im at it. No, in fact its been very very long since i last did that. Prolly the last was when i first started my blog.

The next time you see me i dare you to go " Hey, what's up!?". Then hear me go on and on and on about the sky, cause that is very obvious aint it? the sky's up of course, and if you're a very religious person, you could say heaven as well, but lets not go there alright?

Classes have been pretty bad so far. If having half day of class isn't bad enough, imagine having to wait for the instructor to come in the whole day, and in the end never having a class at all. That's exactly what happened today. Had about an hour of class in the morning and that's it. Was told we'd continue later on but i guess i must have misunderstood the word " later". Must have meant tomorrow.

Due to that, it got pretty boring 10 minutes in. In fact! i was so bored, i even got bored of being bored. Lucky me i brought enough videos to last me up to 5 pm in the evening. Phew.

Weekends lately have been pretty uneventful with me spending them at home doing things i can barely remember and watching movies that i too cant really recall much of. That was why i decided to go out on Saturday night, no not to the mall, but to Carrefour. I needed to get a new study lamp since mine sort of got dismantled last year but the crappy thing is that i went alone. Im not saying it was bad but it would have been better if there was some good company or what not. Fortunately i had my best friend me Creative Zen. At least i got to listen to my britney spears and miley cyrus while i was shopping....

Man do i need a break. And a break i shall get, in the form of a night's sleep. Goodbye and farewell.


Chapter XXVI - Returning The Smile You Always Had

Monday, April 07, 2008

Guess what!?We're back! After a month long hiatus we're back and boy oh boy do we have a something special for you guys this week!

Instead of the usual 12 we decided it is best to tone it down a bit, with 7 songs. Don't think we're running out of songs, its just that we want to leave you wanting for more, even more!

Chapter XXVI - Returning The Smile You Always Had
Lydia - Hospital
Vampire Weekend - Oxford Comma
That Was Something - I Don't Wanna Go Back In The Bag
The Hush Sound - The Boys Are Too Refined
Panic At The Disco - That Green Gentleman
Joe Anderson - Hey Jude
Butch Walker - Best Thing You Never Had

you may click HERE or HERE, whichever floats your boat


Buy One Free One

Sunday, April 06, 2008

Look at the picture above and notice anything wrong? Of course at first glance they seem like a normal couple with a healthy kid but would believe me if i said that the guy is the lady's biological father? of course you wouldn't believe me. That's absurd!

Unfortunately, for once im not lying. Reports says that a south australian father and daughter have revealed that they are a couple and have had a child together.

So how does this work? He's now the kid's dad and granddad, She's the kid's mom and aunty and the kid's the mom's sister? and the guy's sister in-law? something like that? owh man im confused. i need sleep


And The Award Goes To....

Friday, April 04, 2008

btw, that is a real music video, not just some fake fanvid.


He Is Preggers

you heard me right, this dude is pregnant!