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Idup Ah Chai

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

I remember reading Kenny Sia's blog not too long ago on ahbeng and hokkien blogs and how terrible their english are or how amazingly they are able to write in hokkien. I believe u can find blogs in various languages, but i bet you will never see a blog in Sarawakian BM.

Hari tok cuti merdeka. Mok bangun lambat tapi sik dapat, mok pergi umah darren pergo jam. Ada perfomance sabtu tok jadi, practice lah nak? Pas' jamming, kamek ngan Darren pergi sekolah main bol. Hari tok dah lah panas, kamek lupak mbak air. Aduh, bloeh mati ko tauk sik?.
Pas' main bol kamek balit rumah. Kemak na.. lelah kedak apa pas main bol! Kamek mandi pas ya tidur. Pas tidur baru la lega nak? Tapi... kamek boring la.. sik da apa mok molah kat rumah. Bab ya lah kamek kinek tok main online.. Chatting la apa gik nak? Bodoh na.. Dahlah bodoh bodoh GIK!
Owh.. kamek tadik baca Stanly pun blog. Kamek terbaca pasal Ah chai. Ko tauk sik siapa ya? Nya 'best friend'' kamek semua dolok dolok. Kesiannya kamek madah.. STanley tikam nya dari tingkat 2 sekolah kamek. Kimak.. nya sik sakit. Nya diam ajak ko tok sik? AAh.. kesian kesian.. tapi sik apa.. nya kinek tok dah gi tempat best gik. Nya apa? kedak ong puteh madah.. '' rest in pieces''? eh!? 'kan'kan.. ''rest in peace''. aah.. nya dah mati.. mbiak kecik Rc buang Ahchai pas' Bilit klinik tukar tahun lepas.

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